Stupid Office Jokes
Stupid Office Jokes
A stupid man called his friend at his office.
A: Hello, is this Ben?
B: No, it is not Ben. This is Danny.
A: why did you reply when you are not Ben?
Dirty Fat Jokes
Dirty Fat Jokes
A: do you love fat girls?
B: yes, I do.
A: why?
B: they make me warm in winter and make me shade in summer.
Irish Racist Jokes
Irish Racist Jokes
Two drunken Irish men were talking.
A: what do you want to be in the future?
B: the President of the United States of America.
A: are you crazy?
B: is it a must to be?
Kiwi Jokes
Kiwi Jokes
A New Zealander teacher entered the class.
Teacher: if anyone in this class thinks he is stupid, he should stand up.
One of the students stood up.
Teacher: are you stupid?
Student: no, sir.
Teacher: so why did you stand up?
Student: it wouldn’t be right to see you standing alone.
Amharic Jokes
Amharic Jokes
An Ethiopian couple adapted a Chinese infant.
Next day they started learning Chinese language, so when the child grows up and speaks to them they can what he says.
Ghetto Jokes
Ghetto Jokes
A Ghetto was stalking to his friend and started bragging.
Ghetto: You don’t know me. In the past women used to run after me.
Friend: What about now?
Ghetto: I quit robbing women briefcases.
retirement jokes for teachers
Retirement jokes for teachers
Here is why an art teacher retired.
Teacher: I want all the class to draw a donkey from your memories without copying from anywhere.
Student: please teacher, leave the classroom so no one can cheat.
Arabic Jokes
Arabic Jokes
Two teachers were talking about the increase of cost of living and prices. They passed by a class when the math teacher asked a student: how much is 6×3? Student replied: 24.
One of the two teachers looked at his colleague and said: Didn’t I tell you that everything went up? Last year 6×3 was 18.
Black Jew jokes
Black Jew jokes
A black Jew was caught robbing a store.
Judge: do you want to say anything before I announce the sentence?
Black Jew: I want to stress the fact that the store items were on sale, so you can lower my sentence period.
offensive jewish jokes
offensive jewish jokes
A Jewish girl worked as a babysitter. While she was in one of the houses, the mother came back earlier, say her sitting watching T.V. and drinking.
The Mother: What are you doing?
Jew Girl: watching Star Wars.
The Mother: don’t you hear my son crying in his room?
Jew Girl: Yes, but his crying is not bothering me.