Stupid Office Jokes

Stupid Office Jokes

A stupid man called his friend at his office.

A: Hello, is this Ben?

B: No, it is not Ben. This is Danny.

A: why did you reply when you are not Ben?

Dirty Fat Jokes

Dirty Fat Jokes

A: do you love fat girls?

B: yes, I do.

A: why?

B: they make me warm in winter and make me shade in summer.

Irish Racist Jokes

Irish Racist Jokes

Two drunken Irish men were talking.

A: what do you want to be in the future?

B: the President of the United States of America.

A: are you crazy?

B: is it a must to be?

Kiwi Jokes

Kiwi Jokes

A New Zealander teacher entered the class.

Teacher: if anyone in this class thinks he is stupid, he should stand up.

One of the students stood up.

Teacher: are you stupid?

Student: no, sir.

Teacher: so why did you stand up?

Student: it wouldn’t be right to see you standing alone.

Amharic Jokes

Amharic Jokes

An Ethiopian couple adapted a Chinese infant.

Next day they started learning Chinese language, so when the child grows up and speaks to them they can what he says.

Ghetto Jokes

Ghetto Jokes

A Ghetto was stalking to his friend and started bragging.

Ghetto: You don’t know me. In the past women used to run after me.

Friend: What about now?

Ghetto: I quit robbing women briefcases.

retirement jokes for teachers

Retirement jokes for teachers

 

Here is why an art teacher retired.

Teacher: I want all the class to draw a donkey from your memories without copying from anywhere.

Student: please teacher, leave the classroom so no one can cheat.

 

Arabic Jokes

Arabic Jokes

Two teachers were talking about the increase of cost of living and prices. They passed by a class when the math teacher asked a student: how much is 6×3? Student replied: 24.

One of the two teachers looked at his colleague and said: Didn’t I tell you that everything went up? Last year 6×3 was 18.

Black Jew jokes

Black Jew jokes

A black Jew was caught robbing a store.

Judge: do you want to say anything before I announce the sentence?

Black Jew: I want to stress the fact that the store items were on sale, so you can lower my sentence period.

offensive jewish jokes

offensive jewish jokes

A Jewish girl worked as a babysitter. While she was in one of the houses, the mother came back earlier, say her sitting watching T.V. and drinking.

The Mother: What are you doing?

Jew Girl: watching Star Wars.

The Mother: don’t you hear my son crying in his room?

Jew Girl: Yes, but his crying is not bothering me.