April Fools Jokes
A man got back home, and when he saw his fat blonde wife he told her:
You are very beautiful; you are really the most beautiful lady on earth. His fat blonde wife was speechless. She prepared dinner and when he started eating he told her: you are the best cook in the world. You cook the best food in the universe.
After dinner he started saying: I love you so much. You are my only love.
His fat blonde wife was surprised and asked: this is the first day I hear you telling me these words.
The husband answered: it is first of April today.