What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with.
Why are Halloween jokes cold? They are terrified.
What do ghosts serve for dessert? I-scream!
How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why do witches use brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Where does Dracula keep his belongings ? In a blood bank.
Why don’t mummies have hobbies? Because they’re too wrapped up in their work.
Can you tell Halloween jokes to vampires? Only if will laugh without showing their teeth.
Why did the cyclops give up teaching? Because he only had one pupil.
What should you do when vampires surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween.
Where does Dracula stay in New York? The Vampire State Building.
What do you call a witch at the beach? A sandwich.
I have 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads, what am I? A liar!
What happened when the young witch misbehaved? She was sent to her broom.