Nun Jokes

Nun Jokes
A blonde nun went to New York for the first time. When she got out of the bus, a man asked her about the time. The nun replied: sorry I am not from this city.
A blonde nun went to New York for the first time. When she got out of the bus, a man asked her about the time. The nun replied: sorry I am not from this city.
Tall people get cold in their feet in winter and sneeze in spring.
A sheep saw the ewe he loves cheating on him with another sheep. He decided to commit a suicide.
The sheep ran to the road, stooped a taxi and said: take me to the closest slaughterhouse.
A Paki villager man went to Lahore for this first time in his life. He passed by a shoes store and entered it.
Paki villager: what is the price of this shoe?
Store keeper: 300 Rupees.
Paki Villager: please make it 200 Rupees and I will buy the pair for 400 Rupees.
An ant and an elephant were playing soccer. The elephant kicked the ball and it was stuck in a tree.
Elephant: climb the tree and bring us the ball back.
Ant: No, I will not.
Elephant: why?
Ant: I know you are dirty and will keep gazing into my ass.
A beautiful girl went to the a doctor. Seems to doctor thought of dirty things when he saw her.
He asked her to take off her pants. She did, then he started messaging her legs.
Doctor: Do you know what I am doing?
Girl: yes, you are checking my legs.
He asked her to take off her blouse and bra, so she did. The doctor began rubbing her breasts .
Doctor:Do you know what I am doing now?.
Girl:Yes, checking for breast cancer.
Finally, he asked her to take off her under wear and started making love with her.
Doctor: Do you know what I am doing now?
Girl:Yes, giving me medicines. This is why ai came here.
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