Nun Jokes

Nun Jokes

A blonde nun went to New York for the first time. When she got out of the bus, a man asked her about the time. The nun replied: sorry I am not from this city.

 

Sheep puns

Sheep puns

A sheep saw the ewe he loves cheating on him with another sheep. He decided to commit a suicide.

The sheep ran to the road, stooped a taxi and said: take me to the closest slaughterhouse.

Paki Jokes

Paki Jokes

A Paki villager man went to Lahore for this first time in his life. He passed by a shoes store and entered it.

Paki villager: what is the price of this shoe?

Store keeper: 300 Rupees.

Paki Villager: please make it 200 Rupees and I will buy the pair for 400 Rupees.

Ant and Elephant Jokes

Ant and Elephant Jokes

An ant and an elephant were playing soccer. The elephant kicked the ball and it was stuck in a tree.

Elephant: climb the tree and bring us the ball back.

Ant: No, I will not.

Elephant: why?

Ant: I know you are dirty and will keep gazing into my ass.

Dirty Doctor Jokes

Dirty Doctor Jokes

 

A beautiful girl went to the a doctor. Seems to doctor thought of dirty things when he saw her.
He asked her to take off her pants. She did, then he started messaging her legs.

Doctor: Do you know what I am doing?
Girl: yes, you are checking my legs.
He asked her to take off her blouse and bra, so she did. The doctor began rubbing her breasts .

Doctor:Do you know what I am doing now?.
Girl:Yes, checking for breast cancer.

Finally, he asked her to take off her under wear and started making love with her.

Doctor: Do you know what I am doing now?
Girl:Yes, giving me medicines. This is why ai came here.

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