Nun Jokes

A blonde nun went to New York for the first time. When she got out of the bus, a man asked her about the time. The nun replied: sorry I am not from this city.

Tall people jokes

Tall people get cold in their feet in winter and sneeze in spring.

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Dyslexic jokes

The father of a dyslexic man died, and he buried his mother.

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Sheep puns

A sheep saw the ewe he loves cheating on him with another sheep. He decided to commit a suicide.

The sheep ran to the road, stooped a taxi and said: take me to the closest slaughterhouse.

Ant and Elephant Jokes

An ant and an elephant were playing soccer. The elephant kicked the ball and it was stuck in a tree.

Elephant: climb the tree and bring us the ball back.

Ant: No, I will not.

Elephant: why?

Ant: I know you are dirty and will keep gazing into my ass.

Dirty Doctor Jokes

A beautiful girl went to the a doctor. Seems to doctor thought of dirty things when he saw her.
He asked her to take off her pants. She did, then he started messaging her legs.

Doctor: Do you know what I am doing?
Girl: yes, you are checking my legs.
He asked her to take off her blouse and bra, so she did. The doctor began rubbing her breasts .

Doctor:Do you know what I am doing now?.
Girl:Yes, checking for breast cancer.

Finally, he asked her to take off her under wear and started making love with her.

Doctor: Do you know what I am doing now?
Girl:Yes, giving me medicines. This is why ai came here.

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